Written by: James "The Angry Umpire"
Shocker Nation: Is something wrong with Shockers?? For a while there I was buying into this team finally having what it takes to not only take down their arch rivals but to also get back to the top of the kickball heap. They kill their pathetic looking twins, The Taps, but look average against tougher competition. Can any one say OVERATED?? I can…
Drunken Monkeyz vs. The Taps: For a team that has the makings to be the next King of Kickball, they sure accomplished a pathetic feat on Wednesday. Sure they murdered the hapless and defenseless Taps, but thanks to their goofy 1st base women they let them score a run. Embarrassing comes to mind; the only team more pathetic than the taps is Los Fah Qs, which the Taps beat by the way, so giving up a run to them is like the Balls & Dolls actually coming thru on the clutch. It just doesn’t happen…
The 3 Second Ump: I thought Rick “I like to steal other pitchers pitches” had a short fuse, but this new umpire makes him look like a catholic schoolgirl. While he was presiding over the Balls & Dolls vs. The Red Hot Cherry Poppers, he made sure to take lip from no one. The one poor soul that decided to test this rookie ump was shown the door immediately. All you winers and complainers be warned, there’s a new Angry Ump in town.
Balls to the Wall: I thought Confused Kixx broke up…from what I saw the old 3 second fuse has assemble another juggernaut. Their dudes are super athletic and their girls make Dora and Nadia look like old hags. His team is super sick and I wouldn’t be surprised if Rick makes it back to back to back…last season, the remix and this seasons champ.
The Sloth: Can some please tell me WTF is wrong with that idiot better known as Aldo??? This stupid mofo mistakes his loud obnoxious comments for playful jabs. I once witnessed this poor excuse for a kickball enthusiast eat a cheeseburger while he played 1st. Who does that? Marcos should have done us all a favor and put Slothzilla out of his misery. I also have to question what kind of person would even consider being on his team. Who in their right minds would follow such a waste of space onto the kickball battlefield? Slothzilla would better be served stepping in front of a train and putting him self out of his own misery.
Strike 3 Im Out
Shocker Nation: Is something wrong with Shockers?? For a while there I was buying into this team finally having what it takes to not only take down their arch rivals but to also get back to the top of the kickball heap. They kill their pathetic looking twins, The Taps, but look average against tougher competition. Can any one say OVERATED?? I can…
Drunken Monkeyz vs. The Taps: For a team that has the makings to be the next King of Kickball, they sure accomplished a pathetic feat on Wednesday. Sure they murdered the hapless and defenseless Taps, but thanks to their goofy 1st base women they let them score a run. Embarrassing comes to mind; the only team more pathetic than the taps is Los Fah Qs, which the Taps beat by the way, so giving up a run to them is like the Balls & Dolls actually coming thru on the clutch. It just doesn’t happen…
The 3 Second Ump: I thought Rick “I like to steal other pitchers pitches” had a short fuse, but this new umpire makes him look like a catholic schoolgirl. While he was presiding over the Balls & Dolls vs. The Red Hot Cherry Poppers, he made sure to take lip from no one. The one poor soul that decided to test this rookie ump was shown the door immediately. All you winers and complainers be warned, there’s a new Angry Ump in town.
Balls to the Wall: I thought Confused Kixx broke up…from what I saw the old 3 second fuse has assemble another juggernaut. Their dudes are super athletic and their girls make Dora and Nadia look like old hags. His team is super sick and I wouldn’t be surprised if Rick makes it back to back to back…last season, the remix and this seasons champ.
The Sloth: Can some please tell me WTF is wrong with that idiot better known as Aldo??? This stupid mofo mistakes his loud obnoxious comments for playful jabs. I once witnessed this poor excuse for a kickball enthusiast eat a cheeseburger while he played 1st. Who does that? Marcos should have done us all a favor and put Slothzilla out of his misery. I also have to question what kind of person would even consider being on his team. Who in their right minds would follow such a waste of space onto the kickball battlefield? Slothzilla would better be served stepping in front of a train and putting him self out of his own misery.
Strike 3 Im Out
11 comments:
Well, I turned 32 y/o a couple of weeks ago James, but thanks for reminding I'm an old hag... who can and will catch your balls any time ;) Peace!
If you can kick 'em that far into the outfield that is xD
Ay Nadia! I just meant that his chicas are younger versions. Id take you and Dora everyday of the week and twice on Wednesdays. Your team still sucks though...
No hard feelings James, with age comes wisdom and we still got our athletic side to us which makes it better =P
Balls to the Wall is not the team to beat. All Rick has is some decent chicks but their guys are nothing to brag about. I just can't believe SCK let's these idiots from the other league play with all us good people. They suck ass and should be banned!
Damn who's this Jake cat? Sad to know u know about me and I nbow nothing about you? U must suck ha don't come here talking shit when u don't even do anything productive except show up to my games and play so u can get stomped buddy, I've lost once since coming to this league and I've been dying to play them again and I suck? and james, who's pitches do I steal?!? I see all sorts of ppl trying MY pitch now haha
Balls to the wall will lose this week.
Come on Rick, we all know you love and admire Rich. Im not the only one that thinks you got some Rich in ya!! Dude your names even start with the same 2 letter. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...
I pitched like him in the tournament cuz I felt bad for retiring him haha but other than that na I got my own style and it wins games so it's all good =]
for the record confused kixxx is actually a combination of 2 teams: Kixxx with Dazed and Confused.
This time they decided to go back into their regular teams. So they didn't break up technically
Whatever!
Break up to make up is alllll we doo! First you love me, then you hate me....thats a game for foolllllsss
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