Short Handed

Written by: Jameson "The Angry Umpire" Vargas

If you lose to a team with a pregnant player in their line-up, does it really count? It’s kind of like if a tree falls in the forest and there’s no one around to hear it, does it make a sound? I bet the Chupacabrones wish that it didn’t count because that is exactly what happened.

Before the game started I could see Coach Domino pacing back and forth working up a heavy sweat. He was short a female player and didn’t know what to do. Lucky for him Tuia his, guardian angel, decided to butt in and suggested that he have his pregnant cousin just stand in the outfield somewhere out of the way. Unfortunately for the ‘Cabrones that was the beginning of the end.

The game was close thru out, but it always seemed the New Kicks on the Block had this game on lock down. Mr. All World had the entire right side of the field covered, so there was no way the Chupas’ were ever going to score on that side of the field. It was definitely a sight to behold. Even thought the final score was only 3-0, it might as well have been 10-0. And if losing to a team that has a women that could go into labor at any moment wasn’t enough, I’m pretty sure the Chupacabrones must be fuming at the fact that the New Kicks won’t be able to field a full squad on Saturday and will give the Thunderkitties a free pass to the semifinals. Talk about adding injury to insult! Good luck to all the teams that are still in the hunt for the crown, the Shockacabrones will cheer you all on from the stands.




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