Thursday, August 18, 2011

Monkeyz Bow Down

As anticipated, the Week 3 match-ups followed the written IJK script almost perfectly, well almost. That was until the Shockers decided to ad lib, and in surprising fashion, convincingly beat the dreaded Drunken Monkeyz. However before we journey down that road, let's recap the two other marque match-ups of the night.

As predicted, the Balls & Dolls struggled on defense against the heavy hitting Kixxx. Kixxx has some very good offensive weapons and they were able to put them to good use this week. Unfortunately for the Bs&Ds their team's defense was borderline atrocious. Too many dropped balls, missed assignments, and overall poor execution. Kixxx was able to take advantage of each and every mistake and they put up a decisive 8-2 victory. Kixxx will head into an early bye-week next week. While the Balls & Dolls are going to have to quickly regroup and prepare, as they face their long time rival Shockers next week.

I'd Hit It got crushed at the hands of KNS this week. This was the general expectation through much of  Kickball Nation; however like they say, "Any Given Wednesday", just not this Wednesday. As always, Kickin' N' Screamin' is looking strong and showing that they are the team to beat. Their next match-up is against the wavering Drunken Monkeyz, should be a great game to watch.

And now comes the worst part, all was right with the world Wednesday night, that was until the Shockers decided to ruin my 3-team parlay by taking down the Drunken Monkeyz. The once again relevant, revived Shockers are again showing why they are always considered an elite team. IJK does it's best to give an objective point of view. Also I personally try to, "call it like I see it". No agenda, I follow the stats and evidence. By all accounts the Shockers should have lost to "the Machine". Now this was not just my opinion, this was also another generally shared consensus by other players and coaches. For example,  KNS Coach and kickball veteran, Rick "The Million Dollar Man" Delgadillo quickly conceded the game as over as soon as the Drunken Monkeyz scored their first run. However to everyone's surprise, that was not the case. The Shockers were not only able to beat the Monkeyz, but they were able to do it in convincing fashion. Hats off to the Shockers. Let's see if they will keep up their winning ways through the rest of the season.

Now on the Monkeyz side of the ball, the most interesting observation of the night was their complete and total mental shut down. As the mistakes started to compound, you could see and feel the frustration level rise. Even the half-hearted attempts to regroup and focus were in vain. Which unfortunately means the Monkeyz may be slipping on their mental toughness. Their next match-up is against powerhouse KNS, it will be extremely interesting to see how and if the Monkeyz bounce back. However it will hard to do against a very tough Kickin N Screamin.

             

22 comments:

Elizabeth Rose said...

This might just be what happens when you have a yin without a yang.... Or, the DM are just getting thier lose to teh Shockers out of the way BEFORE the post season. : ) GO Monkeyz!!

Skidmark said...

the shockers are just a better team. the drunken monkeys are a good team but the shockers were better.

Anonymous said...

The Monkeyz need their old pitcher/1st base combo pack :-P
I think they have too many new players and need some time to find their groove. Don't u worry. They'll be doing the Spanking soon enough.

Anonymous said...

Oops forgot the name :D

Realist said...

So where is the newest blog.

Not too surprised that there isn't a new blog since the only thing that is news worthy is how IHI destroyed NKOTB. 15-0? Seriously?!?! Where was the great Domino? He dropped one off his chest and couldn't track down a bomb over his head after the IHI guy told him he was going deep in his direction.

Regardless of the strong performance. Both teams will be regulated down to the 2nd tier division at season end. Just like I had predicted at the beginning of the season.

Realist said...

So where is the newest blog.

Not too surprised that there isn't a new blog since the only thing that is news worthy is how IHI destroyed NKOTB. 15-0? Seriously?!?! Where was the great Domino? He dropped one off his chest and couldn't track down a bomb over his head after the IHI guy told him he was going deep in his direction.

Regardless of the strong performance. Both teams will be regulated down to the 2nd tier division at season end. Just like I had predicted at the beginning of the season.

KNS's #2 most loyal Fan said...

Hey Realist, speaking of predictions. Who do you have in the Championship and why? Let's see if your as kickball bright as you think you are.

Realist said...

That is an easy one. Kicking and Screaming is going to win it all. Track record speaks for itself.

Shockers might give them a run, but I don't see anyone stopping KNS.

the real realist said...

Kixxx is looking like a powerhouse so you were wrong there. Kixxx, monkeyz, shockers, kns final four.

Skidmark said...

What about IHI?

switz said...

Realist since you seem to know a lot about kickball or at least u think you do. Who are the best players in kickball. Name 7-10 guys and top 5 gals

Realist said...

I don't really know anyone's name. I usually just go out and watch people play. My favorite people to watch are the following:

1.Rick from KNS
2. Pitcher from Shockers
3. Catcher and pitcher from Drunken Monkeys
4. Older guy from Billy Badasses
5. Pitcher from Kixxx
6. Center fielder of Bs&Ds (girl)

Those are the top players in my opinion.

Skidmark said...

You listed 4 pitchers out of 6 picks! im going to guess you are a pitcher.

what about domino from new kicks? He is an offensive and defensive weapon. If you are going to talk about fun people to watch then he should be at the very top of the list.

Or what about marco the catcher from kns? He is another great player to watch. If you were drafting for catchers he would have to be first or second pick easy.

Dora is back too. What about Dora? her only competition would be Nadia. the centerfield for balls and dolls.

pitchers are a dime a dozen. just about everyone has a decent pitcher. be more creative with your picks. dont just pick pitchers.

The Waterboy said...

Hmmm

The Waterboy said...

I would have to go with,
Pitcher Pipi Kixxx, Rick KnS, Mike Monkeyz, Anthony Shockers, and the Mighty Lucas IHI!!
Catchers Reid Monkeyz and Marco KnS(what happened to Eddie the catcher from the Shockers last season?? He would be my #1 pick)
1st base girls from from Adriana Monkeyz and ?? IHI, Hugo from KnS, and the dude from Kixxx
2nd base girls ???
Short stop Lee KnS
3rd base Freddy Shockers
Leftfield girl Dora Shockers and the dudes from Kixxx and NKOTB
Leftcenter tall dude Raul Kixxx
Centerfield Girl Nadia Bs&Ds
Rightcenterfield Domino NKOTB
Rightfield girl of ????
Coach Rick KnS, Vince Kixxx, and Anthony Shockers

Realist said...

There is no one on IHI that should be on this list. Lucas is a fun guy, but he is subpar offensively. The only reason people remember him is because of his personality.

Skidmark said...

lee from KNS? really? out of all the shortstops you are going to mention lee? that is sad now i know you arent for real

the real realist said...

Top 3
Pitchers: Rick, Rich, Lucas
Catchers: Reid, Joey, Marcos
3rd base guys: Raul kixxx, Dave monkeyz, Freddy
3rd base girls: kelsie kns, Vanessa kixxx
1st base: Adriana, Angel kixxx, Hugo kns
Short stop: Ruben shockers, Lee kns
Left field: Dora, guy from nkotb, skinny guy kns
Left center: Beto kns, Calvin,
Right center: domino, Nadia, John monkeyz
Bunter guys: domino, Reid, Rick
Bunter girls, girl w big legs on kns, Dora, Nadia
Placement guys: Marcos, pipi kixxx, Dave monkeyz
Placement girls: girl w big legs kns, Nadia, Jess kns
Blaster guys: Lorenzo, Raul kixxx, Angel kixxx
Blaster girls: kelsie kns, Adriana, Michelle monkeyz

Skidmark said...

what is this? the kns awards? there is more than just one team.

john monkeyz? the dude with the glasses? that cat needs to be moved. he drops everything

The Waterboy said...

Hey Skidmark, quit bitching and put up your picks. Biatch!!

Anonymous said...

My 2 cents:

Infielders: Rick KNS, Lucas IHI, Reid Monkeys, Pitcher Monkeys, Tony Shockers, IHI Girl (not Lucas's sister she is terrible), Pipi KIXXX, Freddy Shockers, Marcos KNS.

Outfielders: Calvin Shockers, Nadia Bs&Ds, RF Girl Shockers, Domino, Big Leg guy IHI, Johnny Bs&Ds (think he is outfield).

Anonymous said...

Kickin N' Screamin Awards,
Hilarious