Thursday, March 25, 2010

Close But No Cigar

When the season started it looked as if the Shockers, the Balls & Dolls, and I'd Hit It would dominate their divisions. It was an assumption that they would each finish undefeated in their respective divisions. However you know what they say about assumptions, they are the mother of all f%&-ups.

I'd Hit It was probably the team that had the best chance at finishing undefeated. The problem with that is, they weren't counting on the swash buckling Pirates! to come out of nowhere and break their party pinata into a million sad tiny little pieces. The Pirates! are not only one of the most fun teams in SCK, now they are true championship contenders. But don't count out I'd Hit It just yet, this was an extremely slight misstep. Be assured they will go far in the King of Kickball tourney.

The Balls & Dolls are looking sharp and playing well. They are basically a giant 12 ft brick wall. They have allowed 1 run all season. Now I don't want to hear, "Well they have no competition". They are in a division that has scored a total of 150+ runs, which is on par with Group A & B. They are also another team that could have been undefeated, but...... Coach Oscar Da Grouch got caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Which is usually a job reserved for the Cookie Monster, COOOKIE COOKIIEEE! The situation was not good, not good at all. Needless to say the Balls & Dolls are no longer undefeated.

The Shockers hadn't dropped a regular season game since their very first SCK season. They lost only one game that Spring Season of 2009 and the team that gave them the one blemish on their record was the veteran Drunken Monkeyz. So it was very fitting that this season the team to hand them their only other regular season loss and end their undefeated season, would be....you guessed it, the Drunken Monkeyz. The original Drunken Monkeyz took a brief hiatus last season, most members and some new recruits played under the team name Sons of Pitches. The Pitches had a very disappointing Fall 09 season. This season the original Monkeyz reformed to make sure that the bully Shockers had someone their own size to pick on. Mission accomplished.

Now there are no undefeated teams for the Spring '10 season. Which means the tourney should be very, very interesting. The throne is truly up for grabs.

1 comments:

Sexy Boy said...

say did people go to the website of the albeqerque tornament caus i read that the teams from there are saying that the teams from el paso are going to loose and suck.. now sexy boy dont like that very much and sexy boy wants to show them just dam how sexy boy can play.. now if i can get more less sexy people than me to join we can show them just what a sexy good team we are... of course sexy boy will be the coach and in charge of everything cause this is the sexyiest most sexy of all the sexy so who is in with sexy boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by the way sexy boy needs big people on the team so sexy boy can stand out being the most sexiest of all sexys on the team isnt that right Rich