Return of the Angry Umpire

After a public outcry, the Angry Umpire was banished from the pages of Its Just Kickball. However he is back on a one day special pass. In order to show that he can take as much as he used to dish out, the Angry Umpire has submitted
a posting about his own team, the Shockers.

Written by: James "Too Big" Vargas

Oh how the mighty have fallen! The mighty Shockers finally fell flat on their faces and if you ask me it was about freakin' time. If you ask the players around the league I'm sure most will agree that it was only a matter of time before some one took down the over hyped, overly confident Shockers.

The two time defending champs played more like a bunch of snot nosed rookies. They had no business being on the field Wednesday with the Drunken Monkeys. If that's the kind of effort that they are going to bring to their games, they're better off staying on the sidelines with the rest the spectators. Horrible, is the only way I can describe their kicking! If the Shockers don't get on base with their bunting, they have no shot at scoring any runs because most their girls kick it harder and better than their boys do.

Pathetic comes to mind when I think of the atrocious defense that was on display! The first base man couldn't catch a cold, their out field was non existent and the pitcher would have been better off holding the ball for the kickers field goal style. And don't even get me started on the catcher. This guy celebrates an out like he just won game 7 of the World Series. If you were one of the poor people that had to endure watching this crap I feel sorry for you. It must have been exceptionally bad or displeasing to your eyes.

The Drunken Monkeys played their asses off and deserve their props, but most of all they deserve a big thank you from me and the rest of Sun City Kickball for finally handing an ASS kicking to the Shockers. They finally exposed the chumps, I mean champs, for the pretenders that they really are! The Monkeys are no joke and I'm curious to see how far they can go during the Sun City Kickball playoffs.

Now that the so called "champs" have tasted defeat, maybe they'll fade away into obscurity never to heard from again. Maybe they'll quit playing kickball all together, but whatever happens with them remember this: They're done! New blood seems ready to assume the mantle of SCK, I guess only time will tell.

"Strike 3, I'm out!"