Tuesday, April 13, 2010

King of Kickball Championship *Breaking News*

Word on the street is the Shockers are anticipating attendance problems for Saturday's King of Kickball Championship. Which is troublesome considering they have already established that they need their entire Shocker crew to win games. They are matched up against the Pirates! for the 1st round and I predict that the merry band of drunken pirates will upset the Shockers in the 1st round. Arrrrrggg! Yo ho, yo ho, the Shocker's gonna lose!

Another team much hyped team that might be making a quick exit out of the tourney is the Kick N Da Balls squad. Coach Tiger Pride told me he would be short one girl for the 1st round of the tourney and with no Pick-Up Rule, they will have to play with 8 players. They will be playing against Los Totally Awesomes Too, who are riding a massive wave of momentum into the tourney. During Rivalry Week, LTA Too absolutely hammered the Beavers & Balls with a 17-1 stomping. With the Acuna boys at the helm who knows what will happen. Lucky Chucky and Coach Cry have to keep their team's eye on the prize. I predict that LTA Too will have the Kick N Da Ball in bed before curfew.

Good Luck to all teams!

13 comments:

Sexy Boy said...

its true that sexy boy's team will be short, but sexy boy plays like he is 3 persons in one very sexy body... sexy boy will never give, never surrender, and never give in to non sexiness ... for that is SEXY BOY NINJA WAY!!!!

Shocker GM said...

Damn....you cant tell Rich anything with out him blowing it out of proportion. No need to panic Shocker Fans, we got this!! Dont worry!! We'll be a full crew by the second round. Its gonna be History in the making.....Threepeat Baby!!!

Babidoll said...

So did KNDB coach really have to announce to the world that they shall be missing a female player? Really who cares. good way to give couragement towards the other players. Go Sexy Boy! <3

The Dude said...

Here we go, the tournament hasn't even started and teams are already making excuses. So what's the Monkeyz' excuse? All season long playing with 8 players, and still finishing on 1st place.....Maybe they should complain about not knowing how to play with a complete team.

C'ya in the tournament.

Big James said...

Dude ur an idiot! No one is making excuses. Rich is the one opening his pie hole posting things. We'll play with who ever shows up for us, and if we lose then to bad for us. That's what we get for not showing up!

Eddie said...

Predicting Drunken Monkeyz will win it all. Also predicting early exits for I'd Hit It and KNDB.

The Dude said...

Blah, Blah, Blah. On Saturday, as my teammates and I lift the championship trophy, come and say hi. Maybe, we'll let you guys hang-out with us.

ItsJustKickball said...

Don't be jealous because I get the inside scoop. Maybe you should put some more postings on your silly little blog.

Sexy boy said...

sexy boy team dont even need a 8 player team, sexy boy can win it with 7 players... we shall never give up never surrendor come get some!!!!!!!!

Shocker GM said...

See wut you start Rich!!!...All cause you wanna be a Lil Chismosa!!! How bout you just dont mention us in your lil blog anymore...and Hey The Dude...how bout you and your sorry ass team lift your bottom lips and put them together with your top lips!!and shut the F*ck Up!! That would be great!! Then maybe we can hang out...

Shocker GM said...

See wut you start Rich!!!...All cause you wanna be a Lil Chismosa!!! How bout you just dont mention us in your lil blog anymore...and Hey The Dude...how bout you and your sorry ass team lift your bottom lips and put them together with your top lips!!and shut the F*ck Up!! That would be great!! Then maybe we can hang out...

#23 RED said...

no excuse baby... we've played without some our key players at times and we still get shit done. Your team better show up and do their thing or i'll be drinking for free G.M!! See u Saturday!

Shocker GM said...

Yo #23 Red...once again!! NOBODY is making excuses!! We have no control over wut Commissioner Rich writes...It's his lil way of throwing us off our game and making sure a threepeat doesn't happen in his league...so can everyone please stop saying that we're making excuses cause we're not!! and Im sure you've played with out key players and still won but when your playing teams like HHH, Tu Sabes, and LTA...I hate to burst your bubble buddy but your suppose to win those games no matter what. So keep trying to psych yourself out cause your gonna need it!! Peace...